Squid Tricks

Why the rush for Con-Ass, or now
Con-con, and what’s in it for us?

Administration allies, the majority, are pushing Charter change by every imaginable means. They have succumbed to obviously desperate measures. When confronted with contentious issues, they are disturbingly belligerent and arrogant, even strangely righteous in maintaining their arguments for changing the Constitution.

Rep. Francis ‘Chiz’ Escudero

There is no rhyme or reason for this indecent haste to mangle this important national document. It is not like the archives where the document reposes was burned or damaged beyond legibility, or a leprechaun stole and ran away with the document, and therefore there is absolute necessity to reconstruct, amend, change, or restore the document. The rush to Con-Con give rise to suspicion of ulterior motives of the movers rather than the necessity of action.

Cha Cha, Pig, Con Ass, Con Con, are all premeditated plans to perpetuate GMA’s usurpation of power. She is not contented of stealing the elections twice – she also has delusions of an enchanted kingdom where she is queen and the filipinos are her slaves. GMA wants the world also to recognize her, and so she send her slaves to other countries, with the euphemistic appellation of super maids.

The real and immediate reason for this indecent haste of amending the constitution is to put up a façade of urgency and consequently divert the attention of the people away from the stench she created when she subverted and tharted the will of the electorate by massive cheating during the last elections. The media and even the academe swallowed her subterfuge, hook and sinker, and even the senate do not know what hit them. The religious groups were caught unawares too – they thought that congress is the culprit. Little did they suspect that all these headlong rush to amend the constitution are squid tricks to cover up the anomalies that GMA cooked up in her witches brew.